BLOOD DINER ( WIDESCREEN )

Two cannibals/health food diner owners are on a wacky quest to restore life to the five million year old goddess Shitaar. Aided by their uncle's brain and penis, the two set about getting the required parts - virgins, assorted body parts from whores, and the ingredients for a "blood buffet". Their adversaries are the police: the chief with a Russian accent, the "player" detective, and the new Yorker with an Australian accent. Rick Burks ... Michael Tutman Carl Crew ... George Tutman Roger Dauer ... Mark Shepard LaNette La France ... Sheba Jackson Lisa Elaina ... Connie Stanton (as Lisa Guggenheim) Max Morris ... Chief Miller Roxanne Cybelle ... Little Michael Sir Lamont Rodeheaver ... Little George (as Sir Rodenheaver) Dino Lee ... King of White Trash The Luv Johnsons ... The White Trash Review Drew Godderis ... Anwar Bob Loya ... Stan Saldin Alan Corona ... Paul Stanton Deseree Rose ... Mrs. Stanton Runtime:88 min Country:USA Language:English Year: 1987